Friday, March 26, 2010

true story.

The other day I was watching Rush videos on the internet when, due to the apocalyptic shithole this is, I was assaulted by one of those bullshit dancing advertisements (programmed to go off when "Rush" is typed into cyberspace.) It was fucking horrible but then it turned hilarious when I saw it was an ad for Rusch Catheters. Yes. I used to dig the lyrics to "Subdivisions" and afternoon blunts. But now I don't need that shit because I have enough catheters to last me through a nuclear winter. Thanks Capitalism!