Friday, May 20, 2011

Florida will be given back to the swamps, Megachurches become homeless shelters/dinosaur museums. God smiles.

All I can really say about religion right now, this early in the day, is that it sucks. Spirituality and faith and what the shit does it all mean? That's a little different I guess. I think there aren't enough people who respect the great big mystery in all its awe and glory and gut wrenching horror, interminable bullshit, no one knows shit. Some people go one way and spend their life yelling out loud about nonsense and throw their coin purses at some loser with a fist full of gold rings. Motherfuckers with spirals in their eyes. Forking over cashflow, however meager, voting this way, allowing the realest evils around into their homes and saying, "Loot away, God."
Others go another way and don't think about it at all. Life comes out of the ground like a flower and eventually wilts and becomes the soil again. Other people, most people I believe, don't know which way to look. They're too busy working and living and their victimization is often a result of this. All's I can say is that the hatemongering Rapture crowd is teleporting to heaven tomorrow or something, I'm not sure. I haven't been paying attention but if what they mean is that this tattered bitchmother called Earth will be expunging these losers and their insanity, their stupidity and their lame music, then I'm fucking down with the Rapture.


Some questions remain though. Nobody's gonna be around to listen to or even record those wonderful Arena-Christian songs, somehow the most soulless music alive. Gospel lives. That shit can disappear to wherever you dickfaces say.
Also, does this mean that all the athletes I can't stand, the Jesusjocks, will be gone as well. I guess they better move the Orlando Magic somewhere else. Baltimore would be cool.

Since there are so many wealthy landownders, businessmen and pedophiles that subscribe to this bullshit, they will leave a void in the world they created and kept in tact. What will we do without them?
And,
Since these wealthy shitmongers won't be using them, can we turn all the megachurches into homeless shelters/Dinosaur museums? Everyone would be warm and fed and would have jobs as curators, mechanics, guides and robot engineers. One thing's for sure, there will be no work as early humans alongside the dinosaurs because it didn't fucking happen.

Anyhow, these kinds of things always fornicate, abort then fornicate again and finally give birth to a big, raised Ford truck full of questions concerning the world and what it all means. It should be like this all the time. But it isn't. To be on par with their way of thinking, I should stop writing, buy an automatic assault rifle at Wal-Mart, (out of state and definitely not at a mom n' pop gunstore) and go open fire at the worksite.

Luckily I'm not them. I'll be drowning in hellfire with the rest of you listening to Morbid Angel and other tight jamz, excavating a fine time out of a shit situation. Just like it's always been.

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